Funny Quotes

1000+ Funny Food Quotes and Saying – 10 Greetings

Funny Food Quotes

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. – Ernestine Ulmer

Eating and sleeping are a waste of time. – Gerald Rudolph Ford

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. – Helen Rowland

Here is bread, which strengthens man’s heart, and therefore is called the staff of Life. – Matthew

Three-quarters of the world’s population doesn’t have enough to eat! – Helen Reddy

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. – Scott Adams.

I’ve run more risk eating my way across the country than in all my driving. – Duncan Hines

I’m vegetarian and love proper home cooked food, the stuff they have available is no good! – Alek Wek

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. – James Beard

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it. – Julia Child

When you fast… your Father shall reward you openly. – Matthew

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell. – George Carlin

So hungry I could eat a horse. Proverb

If there was no love, one would have only lived to eat and showoff. – Billy


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