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Funny Food Quotes and Saying

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti

Funny Food Quotes

At the end of every diet, the path curves back toward the trough. —– Mason Cooley

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven’t yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food? ~Bill Bryson

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. —-Adelle Davis

Food probably has a very great influence on the condition of men. Wine exercises a more visible influence, food does it more slowly but perhaps just as surely. Who knows if a well-prepared soup was not responsible for the pneumatic pump or a poor one for a war? —— Georg C. Lichtenberg

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. —-Virginia Woolf

Toots Shore’s restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore. —– Yogi Berra

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven’t yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food? —–Bill Bryson

Food without wine is a corpse; wine without food is a ghost; united and well mitched they are as body and soul, living partners. —-Andre Simon

What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others. —--Lucretius

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that? —–Jay Leno

I have long believed that good food, good eating is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime ‘associates,’ food, for me, has always been an adventure. —–Anthony Bourdain

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. —--Harriet Van Horne

A jazz musician can improvise based on his knowledge of music. He understands how things go together. For a chef, once you have that basis, that’s when cuisine is truly exciting. —–Charlie Trotter

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. —Julia Child

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. ——Samuel Johnson

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly. —-M. F. K. Fisher

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine. —–Polish proverb

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